Posts Tagged ‘Kurt Vonnegut’

FROM: Pfo. K. Vonnegut Jr

Posted by Joe | January 12th, 2010 at 9:41 pm

Dear people:

Today I stumbled upon the very awesome blog Letters of Note. In their own words, “Letters of Note is an attempt to gather and sort fascinating letters, postcards, telegrams, faxes, and memos.” From the letter of a child detailing his rocket ship designs “to a top scientist,” to a letter from Einstein proclaiming that “the word God is nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness,” this blog could entertain you for hours. But what struck me was a letter from Kurt Vonnegut Jr to his family after he escaped Dresden at the end of World War II. The experiences outlined in Vonnegut’s letter are both horrifying and incredibly worthy of respect. And on an even more visceral level, it makes me feel like writers today are all academic pansies. How many modern writers do you know “were put to work carrying corpses from Air-Raid shelters” or lived through a massive bombing raid that “killed 250,000 people in twenty-four hours and destroyed all of Dresden?” Horrible as it may be, it’s also pretty badass.

This experience of Vonnegut’s and the events outlined in this letter are what inspired his novel Slaughterhouse-Five, which was what his underground slaughterhouse-cum-prison was known as to his German captors. Vonnegut’s letter is not only an enlightening piece of literary history, it is a fantastic document of world history as well. It demonstrates to us how awful war is, how children writing to their parents had to begin letters with statements like “I’m told that you were probably never informed that I was anything other than ‘missing in action.’”

I’ve posted the scans of the letter below, which were originally available here at archive.org. If you check out Vonnegut’s letter at Letters of Note, you can read it transcribed as well and may soon find yourself sifting through all the other letters in their collection.


Getting Back On Task: How To Write Again

Posted by Joe | September 12th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

your typewriter is a little dustyA friend of mine, we’ll call him Bernie, just returned from a summer in Paris. Luckily, his working life allows him to produce remotely; it doesn’t matter where he is, the work can get done. I remember chatting with him after he had been there for a month or so and his lamenting of the summer literary scene in Paris. “It’s like the literary scene shuts down in summer,” he told me. “Everyone goes out to the countryside or lays on the beach all day. Nobody’s writing or reading all summer.”

Let he or she who is not guilty of this sin speak now and chastise us; the indolent writers who give in to the beauty of summer, cast their laptops aside, and instead of filling themselves with coffee and banging away at the home row for hours on end, opt to fill themselves with blonde ales and kick off their flipflops at the beach. But, in case you were unaware, we are now into the ninth month, September, and the summer she is drawing to a close. The nights, at least here in Chicago, have become breezy and chilly, no longer do we talk of taking trips to the dunes, and I have begun to wear socks again. Yes, whether we would like to admit it or not, the summer is ending and it is time to return to the task at hand.

But how does one do it? As any writer knows, if you avoid writing long enough it becomes harder and harder to start back up again. This is why so many novels go unfinished, so many stories languish in your computer’s “To Submit” folder, so many readings go unattended. The truth is, and one of the hardest things for writers to overcome, is that it doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’re writing. Quality will come in time. We all know this, yet we also all expect genius to pour out of our fingertips every time we sit down at the keys. So let’s start off with…


Just Write

Do it, dammit. Just make time and sit down and write and forget everything else. You’re a writer. What else is there but writing? Don’t make excuses. “But I have this project at work coming up,” “But I can’t think of any thing to write about,” “But my keyboard is missing the S key,” “But Top Chef is on.” Really? C’mon. It doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’re writing something. You’ll be okay, I promise.

After taking the summer off and feeling a bit rusty, I’ve personally decided to take part in National Novel Writing Month. In the past, my opinion of NaNo has been tepid, something I thought wasn’t particularly for me. But it does actually offer a great community of writers for you to lean on. I’m still not sure if I will sign up on their website and take part in the social aspect of it (maybe I could be convinced), but I think it’s a great goal for one to set. Write 50,000 in one month. It took me a year to write my novel, and that’s only 70,000 words (after some generous cuts). If you’re unfamiliar, NaNo takes place in November, starting at midnight on the 1st and going all the way through the 30th. You’ve got plenty of time to decide if it’s something for you. If you’re having trouble getting started, November and NaNo could help turn that around.

Read A Book

cat's cradleYeah, you’ve probably been reading all summer. But don’t just read any book. Read your favorite book. There’s nothing to get you started better than reading a book that made you want to be a writer. One of those books for me is Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut; it’s a short book, I can usually finish it in a day or two, and something about it is so weird and awesome and inspiring. It’s one of those books that gets better as you turn each page, you fall deeper into the rabbit hole, strange stuff happens, it’s just pure creativity. If you asked me what my favorite book is, I don’t think I’d say Cat’s Cradle, but Cat’s Cradle is a book I have read over and over throughout the years whenever I’ve needed to remind myself what it’s like to be a writer. And being so obsessed with books-as-ephemera, my copy of Cat’s Cradle is one of my favorite vintage books in my collection; I love it so much that a description of my copy actually made it into my own novel. I love holding it, I love reading it.

Submit For Publication

It’s scary, I know. But autumn is when the universities resume session and the journals begin accepting submissions again. You know you’ve got a ton of stories hiding on your hard drive, stories that might just need another quick look before they’re ready for submission. I will be the first to say that writing, that being a writer, is not about publication; you shouldn’t write just to be published. If it’s not ready, if it’s not what you want, then so be it. But on the same token, giving yourself goals and deadlines, “I will submit this story by September 12th,” will provide an extraordinary impetus for writing. The worst that can happen is that you get a rejection letter — if you’ve never submitted a word and have yet to get your first rejection letter, let me assuage your fears: they’re not anything to fret over. Seriously.

Maybe you don’t even know where to begin when it comes to submitting. Let me, then, point you to an awesome resource for the submitting writer: Duotrope’s Digest. I’ve written about Duotrope in the past, but the site deserves a relinking. It’s essentially a search engine of journals, outlining what kind of work they accept, if they pay, their submission guidelines and dates, and everything else you might need when it comes to finding the perfect place for your work. Now that I’ve given you this resource, you have no other option but to start submitting.

Start A Blog (Or Just Write For One)

Maybe I’m a little biased. I think blogs are great. Who cares what your topic is or if a great number of people read your posts, just having a blog, having that outlet, allows the creativity to flow. Once you get serious about posting, that dedication to the project will provide the inspiration to get some words on the page. If you’re not the most tech savvy person in the world, plenty of blogging websites make it easy to start your own blog in minutes. Wordpress, Blogger, and Tumblr are just a few of the most popular platforms that will provide you with a completely free blog. Personally, I prefer the Wordpress engine (which is what Bookish Us runs on), but my experience with all of these different options has been positive. You’ll be surprised at the possibilities that may come from even the smallest, most esoteric blog.

Expand Your Horizons

Read something new, something that’s pushing the envelope or looking at things from a different perspective or taking you out of your comfort zone. About a month ago, I interviewed Andrew Zornoza about his recent novel Where I Stay. This book is a great example of modern literature that’s trying to show you something new, something in way you haven’t experienced it before. While you will of course have your favorite books and authors, things you’ll read over and over again (like me and Cat’s Cradle), you need to move forward and explore what some modern writers are doing. You might just find someone modern, someone alive and accessible, whose work inspires your voice to go places you didn’t consider going before. At the very least, reading a modern novel might inspire you to think, “This is all it takes it get published? I could do this!”


These tips might sound pretty obvious but I think it’s important that we all hear them over and again because even the most obvious thing can be forgotten (or ignored). Whether you like it or not, writer, it’s time to get back to your work. Since this list was as much about inspiring myself to start writing again as it is to inspire you, what kind of tricks do you have to get yourself motivated? Maybe you’ve got a secret from which we could all benefit.


What's happening to Playboy?

Posted by Joe | July 4th, 2009 at 11:43 am

playboyI’ve never been a subscriber to Playboy but I would be lying if I told you I never thumbed through it (take that as a euphemism if you will). One thing, however, I’ve always known about Playboy is that it has a history of publishing really good writing from authors who were or became well-known, well-respected in the literary world. Roald Dahl published in Playboy, Kurt Vonnegut, Arthur C. Clarke, Shel Silverstein, Paul Theroux, John Updike, Norman Mailer, Joyce Carol Oates, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Philip Roth, John Irving, John Cheever… are you convinced yet? You probably didn’t need convincing in the first place but it’s important, I think, to point out this history before I get to the heart of this article. Playboy has a long history of publishing great writers. And even in recent memory, they occasionally have a really noteworthy writer between their sheets. But as a literary powerhouse, they have been digging their own deathhole for over a decade.

I stumbled upon a recent story, published as a nonfiction tale of debauchery, called Raging Bulls by Spencer Morgan (this link goes to Playboy’s website, so use your best clicking judgment if you happen to be at work). This tale is essentially about laid-off financial sector douchebags going down to Buenos Aires for coke parties and prostitutes. The conceit of this story is actually pretty interesting when you think about it and if it was done well, it could be an awesome fiction story. But, as I said, it’s presented as truth when so much of it reads as fiction; it’s a douchebag’s wet dream. If it is indeed nonfiction, the editor must have been too busy pulling his goalie (hockey masturbation euphemism) to bother editing. There is no story arc, it is poorly written and poorly punctuated, and it sounds entirely made up as some ill-conceived advertising ploy to regain a faltering readership. The sentence they chose to feature to entice readership betrays all their intentions: “They all enjoyed a few snorts of coke, then had a threesome.” Really?

It’s really pathetic, Playboy. It’s no wonder everybody thinks you’re going bankrupt and you have to close your New York office. Salon even wrote an article about you six years ago, warning about this very thing. I know many people won’t care about this when it’s obvious the entire magazine industry is crumbling, or because it’s Playboy and it’s misogynist and objectifies women or whatever. But at one point in time, Playboy was on the forefront of publishing awesome writing, fiction and nonfiction alike. It’s just too bad they’ve declined to their current state.


Interview with Nikki, YA Blogger

Posted by Dave | May 28th, 2009 at 8:52 am

maniac_magee1In the world of literary blogs (seriously, who reads such things? Oh…) there are a variety of genres and styles. One of the more interesting categories is the Young Adult (YA) blog. The basics are fairly simple: the blogger reads classic Young Adult novels and reviews them as their now smarmy adult self. One of our favorite YA blogs here at Bookish Us is Are you there youth? It’s me, Nikki. Using equal parts nostalgia and snarkiness, the eponymous Nikki makes us not only laugh about the ridiculousness of the usual YA book’s cover, but reminds us how much we loved Jerry Spinelli’s Maniac Magee. Through the miracle of the World Wide Web, Bookish Us was able to sit down (sort of) and talk with Nikki about her blog, reading and reviewing on a schedule with a 2-1/2 year old, and of course Are You There God, It’s me, Margaret.

BOOKISH US: How did the blog come about?  Was there a specific ah-ha moment?

NIKKI: Someone had sent me a link to a blog called BSC Headquarters, which was BSC [Baby Sitters Club] specific and one for The Dairi Burger, which is SVH [Sweet Valley High]-centric. I got really into reading both and I just kind of thought, yeah this is something I can do for fun. No real a-ha moment, just kind of a desire to reread books and try my hand at writing a blog.

BU: The YA book is a fairly new form of literature that can mean different things to different people.  What is your definition of a YA book?

N: To me, YA isn’t really a new form of literature, it’s just a new classification for what has always been there. When I was growing up, my library didn’t even have a YA section, though that could have just been because it was a small rural library. There was juvenile fiction and adult fiction. But there truly is this whole class of book that lies somewhere in-between. Sometimes I’m still shocked to see Markus Zusak in the YA section, because I don’t know an adult who has read The Book Thief and hasn’t loved it immensely. And if that book had been released when I was 16 years old in 1993, it definitely would have been in the adult literature section. I’ve also noticed that To Kill a Mockingbird is now classified as YA. So I guess YA would be more defined by the protagonists of the books, rather than the readers of the book. Or it could be like what Justice Potter Stewart said about pornography, “I can’t define it, but I know it when I see it.”

BU: Did becoming a mother play a part in creating the blog in any way?

N: Not in any profound sort of way, honestly. As my son got more mobile, it became more difficult to sit and read for long periods of time. YA sort of allows me to successfully complete books at a pace that I’m used to from before he was born. Of course, now he’s 2 ½, and a real handful, and I’m finding myself with even less time to read.

BU: This summer will mark a year since you started the blog. How has the experience been so far?

N: I can’t believe it’s been almost a year! I think it’s gone better than I ever expected. I really only expected to have a handful of readers, a few friends, and maybe a few other people who have similar blogs. But I’m constantly surprised by the variety of people who leave me comments. Also, I have a nasty habit of starting things and not finishing them, and when I started I really thought I’d get sick of it within months. But I’ve really had so much fun doing this, and with each post I find myself enjoying it more. I’m always thinking ahead about what I can do in my next post.

BU: Why do you think people find this concept of reviewing YA books with an adult perspective so fun?

N: Truthfully, I don’t know. I kind of compare this to those shows on VH1, I Love the 80’s, I Love the 90’s, etc. Only I’m way less clever. I think people just love nostalgia and we love to poke fun at who we were. Honestly, I was a pretty unhappy teenager. Not for any particular reason, I did have good friends and a good family, but I was filled with a really horrible sense of self-loathing during that time period. So it is really surprising to me that I’ve kind of enjoyed reliving it all. And I’m basically at a loss to explain that, maybe I’m a masochist or something.

BU: What type of person do you feel reads the blog?

N: I think most of my readers are people who are like me. People who read too much as a kid and as a teenager, preferred their reading lives to real lives, and read the same books over and over and over again until they knew the characters better than their own friends.

BU: How much interaction do you have with your readers?

N: I do interact with a few of my readers and fellow YA book bloggers. A few of them are my Facebook friends and I have swapped books with some. Most of my interaction is through the comments section on my own blog and the other blogs that I follow.

BU: Is there a process or method you have to finding a title, reading it, and writing a review?

N: Not much of a process. I browse the library and used book stores to look for titles that I remember. There are some books that I had in mind right away, like most of the Judy Blume titles, which I was really anxious to do. Then I pretty much read it in my spare time. Most of the writing goes on in my head, honestly. After I read a book I take a few days to digest the book before putting the words down, but by that time I generally know what I want to say. If I think of something really clever, I’ll take a few notes. Then I have to wait for my son to take a nice long nap to actually get the post complete.

BU: You’ve written posts offhandedly mentioning that you read regular adult books as well, so I’m wondering how big a chunk these books take up of your overall reading time. How much reading do you generally do?

N: Well, the YA books are starting to take up more and more of my time. But I do love regular adult books. Kurt Vonnegut and Michael Chabon are my very favorite authors (my son was even named for a Chabon character). I generally am able to read for about an hour, maybe a little more a day. But it’s not an hour straight, it tends to come in increments anywhere from five to twenty minutes. I’m lucky enough to be a very fast reader and most of the YA books rarely take longer than two or three hours to finish, even less for a really short book. I can finish a BSC book in forty-five minutes.

BU: You named your kid after a Chabon character? That’s awesome! Which one?

N: My son is named Grady.  As in Grady Tripp from Wonder Boys.  Mysteries of Pittsburgh is actually my favorite Chabon book, but I didn’t want to saddle my kid with the name Arthur (or Art).

BU: What really strikes me most about your YA blog is that while most others will generally stick to a series (SVH or BSC) or an author (RL Stine), yours really runs the gamut: there are titles that are part of series, meant to be read by girls, meant for boys, or meant for both genders.  Was that originally your intention or did it just sort of develop that way?

N: That was absolutely my intention. I wanted to blog in basically the same way that I read back then. Which is whatever I could get my hands on that had an adolescent protagonist. Oddly enough, I didn’t always love the books with the boy protagonists back then, but I’m really enjoying reading those a lot now. Maybe because I have a son.

BU: You have a category on the blog entitled the “Cunt Log” and how did that come about?  (Do you mind if I use the word “cunt,” even though I’m a man?)

N: I absolutely don’t mind you using the word Cunt. Cunt is such a fantastic word, isn’t it? I love the hard C at the beginning and the hard T as the end. It’s such a great word to spit out. I have a love of foul language. It’s so colorful and interesting. Fuck and cunt are pretty much my favorite words, but I know they are really taboo, and obviously with a toddler running around my opportunities to use these words are limited. We can thank Jessica Wakefield, of Sweet Valley fame for starting the Cunt Log. She was the first character I ever called a cunt, and I was actually pretty nervous about it, cunt being that one word that really can raise someone’s ire. I love my readers and don’t want to offend any of them. It took me days of debating before hitting the publish button. But Jessica is just so horrible, I really thought it was fitting. I believe my exact phrase was “Jessica Wakefield is an insufferable cunt,” and she so is. Then Jill Brenner from Blubber came along and she was also a horrible cunt and I just had to point that out. I got some positive feedback on it recently, so I created a label so people could read all the Cunt Log posts. There are four characters on it so far; Nancy Wheeler from Are You There God, It’s me, Margaret, Jessica Wakefield, Jill Brenner, and most recently Jana Morgan from the Taffy Sinclair Series.

BU: Do you think that character (of the type listed in the Cunt Log) is a sort of cliché in YA books?

N: Yes. One of the problems with YA as opposed to adult literature is that there tends to be less subtlety in the characters. So the bitchy character is going to be insanely bitchy. And the good girl character is insanely virginal. And bad boys are always going to wear leather jackets and smoke cigarettes. In real life and in most adult literature, naturally, everyone falls somewhere in between. Of course, this is just a generalization because I could name some YA books with fantastically complex characters (think Snape from Harry Potter).

BU: Do you think you’ll add more entries to the Cunt Log?

N: Only if someone truly horrible enough comes along. I don’t have anyone in mind for it at the moment, but I could definitely come across some characters who deserve it. My theory is that in order to preserve what is awesome about the word cunt, we don’t want to overuse it.

BU: Speaking of Are You There God, It’s me, Margaret.  Why do you think it’s held up as the go-to book for helping girls enter puberty?

N: Are You There God is one of the most open and honest fiction novels about girls going through puberty. Judy Blume has a knack of taking something that just sucks, like puberty and periods, and turning it into a great story with a sympathetic voice. But, you know what’s funny about that book, is I remembered reading it as a kid and thinking it was all about girls waiting to get their periods and the embarrassment of going bra shopping. But when I re-read it for the blog, I was surprised that a good chunk of the book really deals with Margaret’s struggles with religion and spirituality. So this book is constantly challenged at the school and public library level and constantly under threat of being banned, and intelligent people ask ‘Why? What’s wrong with a story about menstruation?’ But I think the Book Banners’ (who are mostly a religious bunch) problem with it might actually be that Margaret has an unconventional relationship with God, which is nearly ruined by her dabbling in organized religion.

BU: Is there anything you’ve notice or realized about YA books that you didn’t when you were a young reader?

N: The wrong books seem to become super famous. When I was a kid it was all about the BSC and SVH. Now Twilight is the big thing. But, and I say this with total affection for the BSC and SVH, those books are pretty shitty. They just aren’t well-written. Don’t even get me started on the abstinence allegory that is the Twilight series. Thank God for Harry Potter and Judy Blume, who are there as examples to show us that sometimes the masses just get it right. There are really awesome YA authors out there, like Mary Downing Hahn and Jerry Spinelli, and it kind of kills me that they haven’t sold as many copies of their books as Stephenie Meyer has sold. That’s why, even though my blog can be heavy on snark, I also want to give praise where it’s due. Just look at how I gushed over Maniac Magee.

BU: Why do you think Manic Magee has really stood the test of time as a favorite, not only to kids just discovering it but the kids who read it and grew up (us) and still love it?

N: Maniac Magee is the ultimate YA hero. He is who every kid wants to be. He’s independent, good at sports, good at reading, well-liked, and he makes a real difference in the world. And he manages all that without seeming like a goody-two-shoes. Spinelli really crafted an amazing character. And the writing….oh I could go on about it, but I already did in my post.

BU: One of my other favorite categories (besides the Cunt Long, of course) is the abandoned kids thread, why do you think that theme is used in a lot of YA novels?

N: I wish I knew for sure. I suspect it has something to do with authors needing a source for angst, particularly in the books that skew for older kids. It’s the same with the dead parents thread. Personally, I kind of liked reading about kids who didn’t have two parents, for whatever reason, because it was so different than my own experience.

BU: Do you think you’ll every review a contemporary YA book, like Harry Potter or Twilight?

N: I haven’t ruled it out. I have Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson in my TBR pile. I really got it just to read for enjoyment, but I may do a post on it. I probably won’t do Twilight because I could write a thesis on why I hate it and with Harry Potter I could write a thesis on why I don’t hate it. Twilight and Harry Potter have also been picked to death on the Internet, and I doubt I have anything new and interesting to add. I will admit to writing one brief Twilight post while I was in the middle of Breaking Dawn and really just hating myself for having ever started that series.

BU: Does reading all these books and writing about them inspire you to write your own YA novel?

N: It’s kind of lurking in the back of my mind. I went through a phase when I was about twelve through fourteen years old where I decided to write a book. So I’d write something then go back and read it days later and be disgusted with what I wrote and I’d trash the story, and start all over again. So I just kind of decided at that age that writing isn’t for me. But I do kind of always wonder if I was being too hard on myself back then, like my expectations for myself were too high. So yeah, I’ve thought about it, but nothing is on paper and I have no real expectations of ever actually doing it. Also, karma is a bitch and I may have snarked a little too much YA lit. But wouldn’t getting a book published be the greatest thrill ever?